Faggot maggot.
Fey Gay.
Clearly Queer.
Closet Case.
Basket Case.
Just in case bring a suitcase.
Transvestite with stage fright.
Personal Ad for a Bear Dad.
Mama’s Boy.
Boy Toy.
Ship ahoy, Sailor Boy!
Stormy weather for wearing leather.
Ex-Ex-Gay Hip Hip Hooray!
Twink for Kink.
Straight Acting Boy Next Door, not a whore.
Forlorn Porn Star.
Obscene Drama Queen.
Queen for a day, roll in the hay.
Chicken Hawk down the block.
Town slut in a rut.
Naked man with a big butt.
Nipple ring,
Nose ring.
A ring on my thing?
Ring-a-Ding Ding!
Celibate not a nut.
Make haste for the chaste.
Nonstop Top!
Note the swagger of the Weinie Wagger.
Bearbacker wanna cracker?
Bottom only always lonely.
As for me …
I’m a
homosexual.