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Faggot Maggot

By David Jenkins

Faggot maggot.

Fey Gay.

Clearly Queer.

Closet Case.

Basket Case.

Just in case bring a suitcase.

Transvestite with stage fright.

Personal Ad for a Bear Dad.

Mama’s Boy.

Boy Toy.

Ship ahoy, Sailor Boy!

Stormy weather for wearing leather.

Ex-Ex-Gay Hip Hip Hooray!

Twink for Kink.

Straight Acting Boy Next Door, not a whore.

Forlorn Porn Star.

Obscene Drama Queen.

Queen for a day, roll in the hay.

Chicken Hawk down the block.

Town slut in a rut.

Naked man with a big butt.

Nipple ring,

Nose ring.

A ring on my thing?

Ring-a-Ding Ding!

Celibate not a nut.

Make haste for the chaste.

Nonstop Top!

Note the swagger of the Weinie Wagger.

Bearbacker wanna cracker?

Bottom only always lonely.

As for me …

I’m a

homosexual.


Series: Poetry

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